Me: "So, what if the US Dollar tanks and a loaf of bread starts costing like $6000, then what?"
Jon: "We'll just have to learn to live off the land, buy some chickens and maybe a cow."
Me: "How will we buy chickens?"
Jon: "I'm guessing at one of those farm auctions."
Me: "Let me rephrase. How will we AFFORD to buy chickens? What will we trade or sell? the cats?"
Me: "Are you talking about prostituting for chickens? I bet you'd love that."
Jon: "Oldest profession and soon to be the new form of currency. I think you'd have to be the breadwinner, no pun intended, of the family though. You would definitely get more chickens."
Me: "Thanks honey, I feel better knowing you've got this all figured out."
Disclaimer: WE ARE HAPPILY MARRIED AND WOULD NEVER REALLY RESORT TO PROSTITUTION. STRIPPING, NOW MAYBE.