Jake: Mommy, you're a Cutie Sweetie Pie. You're so cute.
Me: Thank you Jake, you are too.
Jake: No, I'm not cute, I'm a booty shaker transformer.
Me: um, okaaaay?
Jake: Have you eaten your breakfast yet?
Me: Uh, no. Not yet. I'll have it lat.......
Jake: You need to eat your breakfast sweetie pie. You need your vitamins. GO EAT YOUR BREAKFAST RIGHT NOW!
Me: Jake, please don't call me sweetie pie, I'm your Mama. I'll eat my........
Jake: I asked you to eat your breakfast and don't make me ask you AGAIN MOMMY! NOW MOMMY!
Me: hmmph, OKAY! [stomping off to make some toast. I know when to shut up and do what I'm told]